فد مرة صيني وعراقي واحد يتحدة الثاني بالانجازات و الحضارة الصيني كال للعراقي أحنة عدنة سور الصين العظيم أنتوا شعدكم ؟ جاوبة العراقي أحنة عدنة سرة بانزين العظيم
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عجوز سمعت عزرائيل ياخذ الكبار بالعمر گامت تاكل سيريلاك, طب عزرائيل گاللهه: حجية شدسوين؟ گالت آتل سيليلات كالهه يللا حبابه خلصي حتى انلوح
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عجوز خيروها تتزوجين و إلا تحجين ؟ قالت : و الله ياجماعه الكعبه مراح إطير
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دكتور شغل أغاني حق مجانين كلهم رقصوا إلا واحد إسأله ليش ما رقصت ؟ قال: إسكت أنا المعرس
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